This is why your fat.

Let me start with:

It's probly your fat moms fault.

     You see this? Do you fucking see this? Thats a fuckin slurpee machine with the 711 logo on it. Not only is your kid gonna be a fat loser s/he is gonna think that the gas station is where sweets come from. Which is true, but its not true. Thats where candy thats produced by the billions is sold, those are not sweets. A slurpee should be a treat every now and then not a fucking machine in your kids room.

    This is disgusting. Not only do you have to pay for diabetes in life you'll make us pay for it too you fat fuck. You tab will be picked up you fat retards just get heart disease etc and then say you're not responsible for it, state should pay for it. You are the one thats fat, not me. If you have ever eaten 32 kisses in a row, you're fat.

     That machine is for sale at toys r us for twenty bucks. I dunno.. Im sure thats even a rip off. I bet they only give you enough to come like 1 suprlee short of what 20 dollars with or slurpee's will get you at 711. Spell check keeps trying to capitalize spurlee as well, which is bullshit, like is deserves respect. Its a fucking drink, not an institution.

     These are the only innovations slupree or who the fuck ever, these are their contributions to society. This is why you're fat. If you buy your kids this you're a fucking loser too. If you like a smoke pot, buy this, and have one now and then... You're a fucking loser too but at least you wont be a fat one.