Plus sized mannequin draws tears.

So there's fat mannequins now.

Did I say fat?

I meant obese.

     I don't see how one is better than the other. Obese even sounds fat, like you are less fun than a normal fat person. You're the Eor fat people then. So theres a mannequin about you now. I dont see what the problem is. Sure it is fucking disgusting that I have to look at that but thats neither here nor there. I'm not everyone and I'm sure people want to see a true reflection of themselves in the clothes they are going to buy. 

     Remember when you were ba da ba babaa lovin it at mcdonalds? Oh I dont mean last week. I mean every few days for the past fifteen years.. That mcdonalds. Yea.. Seems like a lot now huh? My favorite part of the yahoo article I stole this from is as follows.

"The problem is that most people who are fat take any medically accepted way of reducing their weight as ridicule. They then attempt to dissemble said fact and prove to you how they are a special case and that you are really being judgmental for assuming that it's the doughnuts they are chugging that are making them fat. Sorry, I'm done with the fat people sympathy wagon." 

     I believe this to be true as well.  In my country seven out of ten people are over weight and one in three are obese. If that is what you are striving to be its not hard. I figured it out one month by drinking nothing but beer. I put on two pounds, this doesn't seem like a lot. Two pounds over a year is twenty four pounds. In two years that's fifty pounds. Do you see how this can spiral out of control by drinking a twelve pack a day? 

     I got no sympathy. I'm not Mister Universe but I'm definitely not over weight. Could probably use a few pounds and I have this stuff called self respect. Meaning when I do something I don't like and it makes me literally look bad, I don't repeat it. 

     Stop going to the fucking buffet and wondering why people look at you like that when you walk in. You know why.. They think you're gonna eat all the food. You make the chinese people mad, fucking up my dinner. When I see you I fucking worry that I'm gonna catch some of your cheese like BO. What the fuck are you making out of your dead skills cells? I'm about to fucking wretch.

     Its your fault theres a size 24 mannequin. I dont know what that means, size 24, but it sounds fucking big. Sayings its not your fault is like saying the devil made you do it. 

The devil's food cake made you do it.