The most wonderful time of year.

I dont really have a good rant today.

Have a nice holiday.

Army. Doesn't say "Fat slob americans in camo".

Yea I'm a vet so shut the fuck up already. 

Show me your fucking tits fat boy in blue. So the disgusting, slogging, and sweaty american army has decided its time to take out the trash or have them actually DO PT. 

Remember "PT! PT! GOOD FOR YOU!! GOOD FOR YOU!! GOOD FOR ME GOOD FOR ME!!"???

What the fuck happened then? I'll tell you. One of that FAT fucking PIGS made it to the top.

He then looked upon the flock of pigs, waved his underarm fat at them to let the herd know that he was on their side. Fit tits whore females in the military have been taking a SERIOUS break from the gyms. 

The fact that these guys even exist in the military is a joke. What the FUCK is that fat ass dude good for? Not even standing watch, hes fucking leaning right now. How is this possible? There was one person on my ship that looked like that and SHE was a little taller, same weight probably. I know that when she was stuck in a scuttle 

yes that. Anyways, shes stuck in this scuttle. They could have used grease to get her out but they thought using butter would be more comical and maybe show her. Butter got her into this situation and butter got her out of it.  

You are a danger to myself and 6499 other people if there is a fire. If I was trapped I would very seriously flick out my pocket knife and disembowel someone that fat to cut them and save the rest of the people behind me. Send me to prison, I don't care. Least the people there wont be fucking horrible disgusting fatties.

So tighten up fat tits army. 

I hate fat soldiers. 

You make everyone in the entire country look bad.

Aliens? Reptilians in the Illuminati government?

     Shut the fuck up with that shit already. That guy, david icke, and all his pals. They operate in conspiracy circles. If you notice the language they use they tell on themselves when they speak. If you believe any of that bullshit, like moon alien base, the ship thats on the moon etc. You are fucking stupid.

     Yea, this guy. The same guy who said he was the messiah. Cant you see he likes getting attention and your money? You've got to be crazy to think up your own conspiracy's, believe them, and then tell other people about it. Hes just some guy from the Isle of White that likes jerkin your chain, your wallet chain. Twenty million books and travels the world to make a living off of you buying into bullshit. 

     The obsession with "the truth" is clever wording. The truth is really not anything, whats true for you could genuinely not be for me. Color blind people see in a different "truth" hawks do as well on account they can see in ultra violet. The things that are facts on the other hand are not subject to your perception. Despite being color blind or having hawk eyes most Ferrari's are red. This is a fact. You can have your own truths but you cant have your own facts. He never says facts...

     Pathological liar? Con man? Or maybe hes part of the reptilian conspiracy himself to put out disinformation?? Conspiracy lovers do operate in circles, like follow the leader. Its tough to get anything into a circle without breaking it, ask any magician. Anyways, if you believe that obama is a reptilian illuminati freemason devil worshiper demon vampire, then fuck you. If you believe any of this bullshit you lend credit to the rest of it and have to believe it all.

     Facts are determined by this thing called peer review. That means you submit a hypothesis. The most intelligent people in the world scrutinize it for bullshit. When its found, they throw it out. They are part of the conspiracy, I know.. Funny how they can be right about the things that keep you safe and healthy but not about the things you disagree with. Germ theory anyone? Yea, shut the fuck up. 

This is why your fat.

Let me start with:

It's probly your fat moms fault.

     You see this? Do you fucking see this? Thats a fuckin slurpee machine with the 711 logo on it. Not only is your kid gonna be a fat loser s/he is gonna think that the gas station is where sweets come from. Which is true, but its not true. Thats where candy thats produced by the billions is sold, those are not sweets. A slurpee should be a treat every now and then not a fucking machine in your kids room.

    This is disgusting. Not only do you have to pay for diabetes in life you'll make us pay for it too you fat fuck. You tab will be picked up you fat retards just get heart disease etc and then say you're not responsible for it, state should pay for it. You are the one thats fat, not me. If you have ever eaten 32 kisses in a row, you're fat.

     That machine is for sale at toys r us for twenty bucks. I dunno.. Im sure thats even a rip off. I bet they only give you enough to come like 1 suprlee short of what 20 dollars with or slurpee's will get you at 711. Spell check keeps trying to capitalize spurlee as well, which is bullshit, like is deserves respect. Its a fucking drink, not an institution.

     These are the only innovations slupree or who the fuck ever, these are their contributions to society. This is why you're fat. If you buy your kids this you're a fucking loser too. If you like a smoke pot, buy this, and have one now and then... You're a fucking loser too but at least you wont be a fat one.

 

So, bus of fat crashed.

Recently in the news a bus hits overpass.

Does anyone see anything they dont approve of?

     First of all, two lives were lost. I dont know why I say lost, we know where their life went. Probly into the wind screen or seat in front of them. The irony is that the bus, which was piloted by christians and full of christians, was allowed to plow into an overpass by jeebus. Back on topic though. The dead people is not funny. This picture on the other hand is.

Does anyone see that bitch shaped like a fucking tad pole???

     When lay on a stretcher you shouldn't hang off. You especially shouldnt hang off on both fucking sides you fat bitch! Jesus fuckin golden corral is bad for you! Can you fucking see that!? Now, tax payers in 2014, will be footing the bill for her, who will probably have 1 foot from diabetes for her medical shit. Thats right, we're gonna have to replace the tires on her fuckin fat scooter and the sixty thousand dollar kneel van to haul it around.

     Look at her head, look at it. Its look like you made frostys body and ran out of fuckin snow for the head. Why the fuck is this bitch on a road trip with her church? Why? Where could they have been going??? I want to know. Were they going to get gym memberships? More than likely, they were going on a BBQ tour of the south plus jesus fun time. 

     I say tad pole cause I dont want any manatee's to get flustered, this fat bitch cant swim! She could float Im sure, would probly do it a lot better dead though. Her fucking fat cholesterol pumping heart is working over time just sitting in that stretcher, panicing. Im sure the stretcher is working over time and the fire fighters are like "What the fuck this fat fuckin smelly bitch gotta get in my ambulance..".

     Ive never been big in my life, I dont know what its like to wash myself with a rag on a stick but you know this bitch cant be clean. None of them can... I can see most all my body cept the middle of my back and I still miss a spot every now and then! I dont have a gut to lift, fat fits to get the grim out from under, 3 chins of filthy collection. Ugh..I bet shes got skin bites on her fucking thighs.

     Every death is a tragedy but a life wasted being FAT is worse. So my advice to all you obese hating people like me, get it out like this. Dont kill them in real life, dont attack them with sharp words. They are already dead inside.. 

One night they'll put that box of twinkies to their fat fucking head and pull the trigger. 

Thats all we can hope for.